My friend asked me to come over to help him get rid of a few woodland creatures. He just got this old farm from his grandpa and it had a old farm house hes rebuilding and the basement is old and also has a root cellar.Hes to big to go into the root cellar and a oppussum made its home in it. I climb down to the basemen because there is no stairs i forget the flashlight i yell to my friend toss it down and and he throws it like a baseball hitting me bewteen the eyes. I had a few choice words for him and i turn on the flash light and i see that the oppussum runs through the hole which is about 3 feet wide and 6 feet deep to the other side stupid me didnt see the door i could of used. I get to the root cellar and the floor is old and weak and wooden, there are shelves and other old items. I see the oppussum in the corner i go after it runs between my legs and i go after it not looking where i was going i run right into the door face first i stumble backwards then i see it trying to get out the hole i blocked with a wooden borad i grab the beast by the tail and yell i catch himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats when my flashlight went out and me and the oppussum go down the floor breaks and we fall 10 feet down into a hole i was covered in spider webs and spiders and other creepy crawly things with oppussum in one arm and my flashlight in the other i put the oppussum down and reach around and feel something and i smack my flashlight and when it comes on i see whats in my hand my friends great great grandpas skull they didnt know where he was buried he died in 1875 and well guess who landed on him. Freaked me out man. I climb out and get back up to the basement. And my friend says where is the oppussum. Why cant crazy werid things happen to you guys and not me.
2007-07-30
08:01:46
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