The Local replies No, No, not at all, we need it ourselves
2007-07-30 07:41:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Ireland ➔ Other - Ireland
You are only allowed to tell these jokes if you are Irish!!!!!
2007-07-30 09:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by stitcherkf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An American tourist in Ireland stops a local and asks him the way to the town of Ballygobackwards. The local scratches his head and after a long pause answers, "Faith and begorrah, sure if I wanted to go there I wouldn't start from here in the first place."
2007-07-30 11:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by 2kool4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
American tourist boasts to Irish farmer about his farm back home in the states 'it takes me three days to drive my jeep around my farm....'
Irish farmer replies 'Ah, sure I used to have an 'oul car like that myself'
boom boom
2007-07-30 09:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by Smokeabella 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
American tourist lost in leitrim, looking to get to Dublin...
finds a farmer on the road...and the conversation goes like this...
American: "Excuse me sir, what's the quickest way to Dublin?"
Farmer: "Are you drivin'? or Walkin'? "
American: "Drivin'"
Farmer: " Then that's the quickest way to Dublin"!!!
Boom Boom!!!
2007-07-30 07:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by lone wolf and pub 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very good.
There was once this Texan in Ireland, right, and he was going on and on about the size of his ranch. "I get in my car," he says "and it takes me three days to go from one side of my ranch to the other."
An Irish farmer in the pub said: "I know. I had a car like that once."
2007-07-30 10:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Orla C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny so funny I forgot to laugh
2007-07-30 07:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by MaryC O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm, first of all this is in the wrong section
seond of all, dont dare call this "thing" a joke!
2007-07-30 07:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by smily smile 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, very good, I like it!
2007-07-30 07:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, so it is.
2007-07-30 18:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by David P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL have a*
2007-07-30 07:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋