A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''
2007-07-30 07:33:29 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thats really funny!
2007-07-30 07:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Becca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess that it didn't take him very long if the cab only cost $25 and she must have been a cheap one at $25
2007-07-30 07:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did that include his tip ?
By the way ,talking of prostitutes, 3 generations of prostitutes in a family are sitting down to dinner and the daughter says "I got £50 off a punter for a mouth job today " The mother looked at her and said " It was only £10 for a mouth job in my day " Granny looked up from her plate and said " well in my day we were just greatful for the warm drink"
2007-07-30 07:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2007-07-30 07:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show that even the job of a prostitute has its ups and downs
2007-07-30 07:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by focus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful. 10 marks for intelligent bargain
2007-08-06 22:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kehgohar R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont date a prostiute them people might have what ajax cant grt up and you be screwed big time to too just remember that tho
2007-07-30 07:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by rita g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha Smart A*s
2007-08-06 21:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA good joke! That can never be a true story!! Brilliant if it was though!
2007-07-30 07:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by emmaloubeeee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmoa have a star it was short and cute hope i get it right when i retell it at work
2007-08-05 20:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by Donela P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋