Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
2007-07-30 06:49:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I've MET these two guys...
2007-07-30 07:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanx.
have fun.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
2007-07-30 14:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second guy had to be blonde. LMAO that was fun funny.
Star 4 u :)
2007-07-30 14:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do u know who the persons were?? 1st 1 is BUSH & 2nd 1 is TONNY
2007-07-30 13:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Nibir 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice hahaha
2007-07-30 13:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by dixi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old !!! but still great !!!
Aaron.
2007-07-30 14:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
te-he-he!!! where do you get all of these jokes?
2007-07-30 19:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by yourfaceisawapango... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋