I am speaking to you today from beyond the grave. Might this be a resurection story?

Question

I got my first suspension today! Yay, I popped my rapture cherry.

I got suspended on a question I asked in May (or the begining of June).

Will you all pray, make burnt offerings, perform ritual sacrifice, keep your fingers crossed for my dead account?

Could it possibly return some day like JC, Mithra, and Ra?

It happened today, while I was logged on, lol.

I was looking at last nights q&a, I hit refresh and all of a sudden I was logged out. I checked my emaila and voila.

Darth:

I think so. I'm usually dilligent on checking everyone out that adds me, but this one random person I kind of ignored, it was the weekend and I didn't feel like being diligent. I don't know if that person is connected with the violation.

But, to be honest, if I was one violation away from rapture anyway, it was only a matter of days, lol.

Answer 1

Yeah, a lot of people got it from all the vile temptress business this weekend, too.

I say we form a new religion based around your miraculous resurrection!

Answer 2

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hoping with music and loud conversation and every once in a when the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However when the revelers saw the nun, the place went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May i please use your restroom?" The bartender replied, "O.K. but i should warn you there is a statue of a man wearing nothing but a fig leaf in there." "Well, in that case, I'll look the other way then," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a long round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because i went to the restroom?' Well, now they know you're one of us, said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "But i still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "Every time someone lifts the fig leaf of that statue, the lights go out." Lighten up and live a little, and laugh a lot, after all laughter is free and requires nothing from you!

Answer 3

It sucks when they suspend you. Yahoo is becoming stupid. They suspended me when I was like 500 points away from level 5, like 160 best answers, 200 amazing contacts, about 1500 answers and 200 something questions. They suck! they deleted me for nothing. Many people here are getting deleted. I have a friend that even created a group in response to all the violations. Check himout, his name is Nijg and he's one of my contacts. You should join the group to stop there Nazis.

Answer 4

I got a violation notice for that shades question from yesterday, I think these shades are going to go. Sorry to hear about that

Answer 5

James, did somebody you didn't know add you recently as a fan?

A May question being violated today is really suspicious.

Answer 6

Shoot..now I wish that I had been online this weekend. Somebody tell me what happened with 'vile temptress ' stuff?

Answer 7

Oh James! When did it happen? Let Oprah seek revenge for you!
*Oprah grabs Gayle and the two pile into the "Oprahmobile"*

Answer 8

will keep oil in the lamps, a prayer on my lips, and an eye out for your return

Answer 9

this is getting out of hand both mine and footprints account was suspended
I smell something: "fault play"
i got suspended for calling God a narcissist

Answer 10

Seems like we all are living on "borrowed time"