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You betcha ! It`s one of the bribes that`s never been known to fail ! Cops go for it EVERY time ! To prove my point , wait till you`re approaching a speed trap next time you`re driving .......... then put the pedal to the metal , and hold it there .

As the cop is writing you up , offer him/her assorted sexual favours . You`ll be surprised at the cop`s response ........... I guarantee it .

BTW ............ if for some unearthly reason the cop refuses your offer , simply drive off without waiting for the ticket . They never bother chasing you for that .
Trust me on this Bernard .

2007-07-30 06:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You might. You may also end up in jail for offering a bribe or soliciting prostitution. You might also find out after you get beaten severally with a night stick that you resisted arrest.

2007-07-30 06:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by davidmi711 7 · 3 0

Do Britain a favour and do'nt speak english! We really do'nt want any more ar-se-ho-les going overseas and making the locals think we are all p--ats and arrogant.

2007-07-30 06:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

omg, your going to the states just to get a ticket from the cops and all in the name of having your backside banged like an out house door. Come on dude, you know that they will screw you deeper than you could possibly imagine,, their Americans, they get away with screwing the world, whats so diff about you..
That'll rustle a few feathers over there.....x.

2007-07-30 06:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

You would get an extra bribery charge and every other charge that you deserved on top of the first citation.

2007-07-31 00:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by Vindicaire 5 · 0 1

Yes. I've heard it works every single time. You should definitely try it.

2007-07-30 06:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

probably not, but i bet it will increase your chances for a date on saturday night.
they're showing sound of music, on c block

2007-07-30 06:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think you are not being nice to our cops,

2007-07-30 08:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1 0

Please try it. Just so as i can see the footage on youtube afterwards!
Just dont pay. A friend of mine owes Florida nearly $1000 in fines! He's owed them a few years now

2007-07-30 06:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by paul g 3 · 0 3

No....

But you are now on my block user list as a little troll.

2007-07-30 06:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 5 0

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