Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!
2007-07-30 06:05:02 · 38 answers · asked by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have no idea how i needed that today! i laughed so hard i had tears in my eyes! keep them coming, that was great, i wish i could have given you two stars!
2007-07-30 08:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by Ronni 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Redneck Family Tree
2017-01-20 12:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Oh Boy it's a Redneck for sure if I followed you right... In fact I have a headache trying to keep-up with you...You are a true Redneck now My Friend..No doubt about it and it is funny in a weird sort of way.. A Big Star and I enjoyed your joke totally My Friend.. A Friend, poppy1
2016-05-17 22:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the words are from an old Homer and Jethro song.
The song was also sung by Tom Arnold in the movie The Stupids.
2007-07-30 06:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by brianjames04 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-30 06:09:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♥preciousluv♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got so confused in the beginning but it is pretty funny, it made me giggle at the end and smile so as promised heres a star!
2007-07-30 06:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by Monkeybananas 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. I don't think I'll comment on it though. You should publish it. It'll make a good poem somewhere out there in the world....random, but still cool. : ) lol to you. I luved it really.
2007-07-30 08:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dad used to tell me about that song, that's hilarious. A star for a star.
Tony ;-)
2007-07-31 04:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by Tony 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Is this the song? 'I'm My Own Grandpa'?
I heard the redneck family tree was more of a stick?
2007-07-30 06:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is absolutely hysterical. definetly got more than a giggle out of me. thank you very much for sharing. here is a star for you.
2007-07-30 06:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋