A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts" she said.
So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any public hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said: "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself".
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
asked "Do you shave?"
"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in, she asked: "Did you see?" "Yes," he said. "But why the hell did you have to show her yours?"
2007-07-30 05:56:59 · 12 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know," he said, "but the f**king darts team hadn't!"
2007-07-30 05:57:46 · update #1
Who let that little troll in here LOL
2007-07-30 06:15:33 · update #2
that's really a good one very funny
2007-07-30 08:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.I just don't know what to say. I always like to comment but today I'm just laughing.Then again maybe I can comment after all. Lucky darts team, they saw not one but two birds. As the saying goes,"Hitting two birds with one stone".Thanks for the laugh, I'm still laughing now.
2007-07-30 13:10:35 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Definitely worth a star!!!
2007-07-30 16:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, that's an original one.
2007-07-30 14:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not heard that one before. Nice one!
2007-07-30 14:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL what a lucky darts team LOL.....
2007-07-30 14:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
P.S. callion, it is actually "you're a dummy".
2007-07-30 15:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by half asleep 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one
2007-07-30 13:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm with red on this one. i don't know what to say.
2007-07-30 15:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!!!!!
2007-07-30 13:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋