...for now.
2007-07-30 05:39:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL..not surprising....
But as I see it he is not done peeing on the Constitution. Let's do lunch, creatrix!
2007-07-30 10:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The 10 Commandments, as amended by George W. Bush:
Thou shalt not kill American Citizens (unless they are declared enemy combatants)
Thou shalt not steal in a smash-n-grab fashion, but if you can pull it off without the taxpayers both figuring it out and being able to do anything about it, then more power to ya.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife, but if he has an oil well in his back yard, covet away.
Thou shalt not commit adultery cuz no one will have ME, so you can't get none either.
Honor thy mother and father - Like by going to war against anyone who insults your daddy.
Thou shalt not worship false idols, but if you want a cardboard cut-out of George W. Bush next to the altar, it's okay.
Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain, unless uttering it a few dozen times durring political speeches will get you elected.
Thou shalt not bare false witness against your neighbor, but the leaders of Arabic and Middle Eastern countries are fair game. Aw, hell. So's anyone who pisses me off.
Keep the Sabath holy. I'm goin' fishin'.
Thou shalt not make graven images blah blah... okay, that's enough words. Can we have lunch now?
2007-07-30 12:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush will continue to tweak the constitution and manipulate our law makers and supreme court judges until He can do what he wants without breaking a law. Our votes already mean nothing.
2007-07-30 12:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by swindled 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone named Bush emperor? Damn it!! I have got to be the most uninformed person on here! Why does no one tell me these things?! You'd think there would have been a news story about this. Man oh man!!
2007-07-30 12:43:09 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush's bible will have a coloring section, as well as connect the dot games.
Not too difficult, now....we're still talking about Bush.
2007-07-30 12:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by Deke 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh, and here I thought his Majesty was going to replace the constitution with the Bible.
2007-07-30 12:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by lunatic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
May the fleas of 1000 camels find your underwear drawer.
2007-07-30 12:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is just a lie, but if you believe, hey, its your choice. Now, Im not into politics, but know hes a religious man.
2007-07-30 12:42:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gives power to who He will and I dout that He needs the weak mortal opinions of man.
2007-07-30 12:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by dispesational7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL How will the Christians excuse him this time?
2007-07-30 12:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋