I would like to major in that. I am a sophmore in college and hae not declared major yet but I've already found the right major for me: Chuck Norris Studies.
2007-07-30 05:21:10 · 14 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Old School
School of Hard Knocks
Ball State
Also, you'd be surprised that you can earn a CNS certificate at most major scientific universities nowadays. Just ask your college advisor.
Lastly, Chuck Norris created his own martial art: Chun Kuk Do. Several Martial Arts schools now teach Chun Kuk Do, and you can become a Black Belt in it. That's almost like Chuck Norris Studies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Chun_Kuk_Do
2007-07-30 05:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
If you want to learn about Chuck Norris, why not go to the source material: Chuck Norris's movies and tv series? At the university there is nothing they can actually teach you about him that you don't already know. The problem is that they may offer you an integrated course of Chuck Norris Studies, but this program is taught by various professors in the fields of Practical Chuck Norris Studies (researching the application of the teachings of Chuck Norris in everyday life), Theoretical Chuck Norris Studies (researching the principles behind the teachings of Chuck Norris), and History of Chuck Norris (researching the development and spread of Chuck Norris's teachings). The professors in these three fields are only arguing with other professors in their own field, and have no interest at all in the questions that actually matter: who is Chuck Norris? how can we become like Chuck Norris?
So yeah, just use college to learn a trade (I hear carpenter is good) and learn to apply the teachings of Chuck Norris in the aforementioned school of hard knocks. Unless of course you want to become a professor of Chuck Norris Studies yourself, but come on, what do you think Chuck Norris would do?
2007-07-30 05:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It'll never catch on. It worked with Chuck Norris because he was so quiet and unassuming in real life. Bas Rutten tries too hard to sell his tough guy image. Nobody wants to help a guy promote an image they're trying to give themselves. Plus, everybody knows who Chuck Norris is. Bas Rutten is not a real celebrity.
2016-04-01 09:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I'm pretty sure that the Chuck Norris Studies program leads to a BS, not a BA, degree.
:-)
2007-07-30 05:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Careful if the intro class has a lab section. If your lab partner manages to correctly perform a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to your head, you'll die.
Also beware if Chuck Norris gives a guest lecture. If he doesn't like you, you won't graduate, and you'll get a roundhouse kick to the head.
You could always just major in theology and write your dissertation on Chuck Norris, arguing that this is okay because Chuck Norris is greater than any god ever invented.
2007-07-30 05:24:42 · answer #5 · answered by Minh 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Roundhouse University
2007-07-30 05:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by supersam 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Same one that offers a PhD in the history of gym: Jack La Lanne U, located in sunny Florida!
2007-07-30 05:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ball State
2007-07-30 05:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Chuck is really old.
2007-07-30 09:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wassamatta U
2007-07-30 05:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jameskan Video 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋