2007-07-30 05:13:39 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Open the door naked.
2007-07-30 05:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by salmonbear 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
1- Politely tell them you are not interested.
If they leave, you are done. If they don't, then:
2- Say you are rather busy at the moment but that you would be happy to knock on their door at 11:00pm to talk about it.
If it still does not work:
3- Say you already have a religion which is not legal in the USA because of the sacrifices involved.
Ok, if that does not work either:
4- Shake a little, grab their litterature and say you will take it to "your master". Gently close the door.
2007-07-30 05:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by stym 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I once heard of a Witch who invited them in, listened to waht they had to say and then "informed" them thoroughly of her religion, to include pulling out books and siting passages from them. She then informed them about what Witchcraft IS NOT and those Christians went away with a better understanding. I also heard that one of those callers later converted. LOL
The best way to deal with it is to put up a no soliciting sign on your door and if they still come calling, point to the sign and tell them that "no soliciting" means them too!!!
2007-07-30 05:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by mom tree 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They'll keep coming. Best way, really? Tell them to come back at a certain time, make an appointment. Tell them you will hear what they have to say at that time, and ONLY at that time. Also inform them that you will honestly think about what they said, but that they should not return, that IF you want to know more, you will go to THEIR place.
They will get what they want, YOU drew up the rules, and you are the one left in control of the situation. Especially if you tell them only at that time, and afterwards not to return.
2007-07-30 05:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jed 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The following conversation is one thing I did to get rid of them.
I hear a knock and I open the door to find two bible thumpers.
bible Thumper: "Would you like to know about jesus?"
Me: "Yes, does jesus love everyone?"
BT: "Yes, of course."
Me: "Even Hitler?"
BT: "Well, yes I guess so."
Me: "Well I won't be apart of any origination that supports Hitler."
Then I shut the door and went about my business.
2007-07-30 05:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Get a copy of Rush "Farewell to Kings" album...yes album. The inner sleeve has a red pentagram in a circle. Hang it upside down on your front door and you'll never be bothered again.
2007-07-30 05:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why do you wish to get rid of Bible thumpers?
Run with them ....try to Biblical show how they might be wrong on some point.
If you can't, maybe you should listen.
2007-07-30 05:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
i always have a hard time with this. because i hate selling of religion, but these people think they are doing the right thing and they are so damn nice. i usually tell them that i have no religion and have no intent on having one. they give me some papers, which i recycle, then they never come back.
2007-07-30 05:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Tell them about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-07-30 05:19:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I just let Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer(my two bull mastiffs) take care of them. Normally they just bark and voila!
2007-07-30 05:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
tell them you found Jesus, he was behind the couch the whole time!
or that you did take Jesus into you, but then he never called you back.
my boyfirend just tells them "sorry, i have and can continue to make my own choices."
hes no fun : )
2007-07-30 06:37:10 · answer #11 · answered by bluestareyed 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋