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and carry me home,im so tired after todays work and i dont think i can make it by walking

2007-07-30 04:42:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

I will carry you home, but its a long walk/swim from the states :(

2007-07-30 04:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

i can drop u to home but keep in mind that i am a lesbian and i also love u
watever!
come on lets go home and have some rest

2007-08-01 04:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by vicky vicky 2 · 1 0

No Problem. It is a long flight from MD. Can I crash at your place?

2007-07-31 09:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by bigMan 2 · 1 1

I would be honored to carry you home.
Once we get to your place i will ever so gently slide your shoes off your feet. Then i will use the skin cream of your
choice and lovingly caress and massage your feet.
Once done there i will slowly and methodically inch up your
leggs with the lotion until every inch of tantalizing skin
is tingling with anticipation.
Once you are completely sastified and relaxed from your
day, i will gladly get you some chocolate to finish off with.

If that is ok with you, give me 10 points.

2007-07-30 11:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 3 6

Open my car door and I will take you home so you can rest.We all get tired and need a break.

2007-07-30 12:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by sharen d 6 · 3 4

Well I would take you but I don't have a car. I'll carry you on my back.

2007-07-30 11:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by i_ride_spinners04 3 · 3 3

sure thing i am here for ya. where do you need me to meet you. And hey I will do you one better I will even drive you to your destination(i would even do it for free just to be that much nicer)that way you are able to get home that much quicker and get some sleep/rest that much quicker. sound like a deal to you?

2007-07-30 11:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

Sure thing darlin', but A s s or gas. Nobody rides for free.

hey wandering - I'm on the way, but the gas tanks full.....

2007-07-30 11:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by supersizejewels 4 · 4 4

ei.....!!! sure i will take you home and carry you in my arms up to your doorstep and unto your bed so you can start taking rest.

2007-07-30 21:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by syanung_palayboy 1 · 3 2

Well,I'd love to help you,but I don't know your location and I would love to help you home.

2007-07-30 16:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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