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Dear Abby

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs.......phone rings, but if I answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask her she always says "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the road. Anyway, I have never raised the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and this time I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my BMW R 1150 GS motor bike next to the garage and then hide behind it so i could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

2007-07-30 04:32:31 · 21 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the bike back to the dealer?

2007-07-30 04:33:55 · update #1

21 answers

JIM! I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD SUCH A GRAND SENSE OF HUMOR!

2007-07-30 22:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The first thing you must know is if you want to save your marriage and if you find yourself alone in this desire, waiting for the other spouse to make the first move is the beginning of the end. Learn here https://tinyurl.im/aHL2c If you are looking for someone to blame or someone else to put the emotional and physical work into saving the marriage, again, it's going to fail.

2016-04-22 12:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

marriage advice

2016-01-25 00:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by Janean 4 · 0 0

i have no advice for you but i must say that you are a hot mess and crazy funny hope all is well in your life when it comes to your bike, wife and whatever else

2007-07-30 04:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by patlee 1 · 1 0

The people who have answered your joke fall into two categories, those who get it and those who don't. Or to put it another way; Male and Female.

Sometimes it's nice to be male! Truly excellent!

2007-07-30 07:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0 2

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2017-02-17 07:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

WHAAAAAAAT
WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE MAN!!!
nice try. Really take it to the shop and have it looked at you don't want it blowing up in the middle of a ride, it happened to my brother.

2007-07-30 04:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0 1

I like it! Yeah I wouldn't mess with something like that on a BMW, take it to the dealer.

2007-07-30 04:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

There's no joke like an old joke!

thank goodness!

2007-07-30 05:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by Davy B 6 · 0 0

it could need a de coke

similarly your Mrs needed a bit more of de coke and was away getting a full service.

2007-07-30 05:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by polumbo 3 · 1 0

Great joke I loved it star for you.

2007-07-30 04:39:36 · answer #11 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0 0

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