then why did Lumbergh take Milton's stapler?
Lots of people here seem to have a case of the Mondays...round of drinks are on me!
2007-07-30 03:36:15 · 31 answers · asked by Southpaw 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Unfortunately Bettie, I can't fit 25 pieces of flair on my fuzzy little self.
2007-07-30 03:40:56 · update #1
Wearing enough flair today, Southpaw? =0)
2007-07-30 03:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
2007-07-30 05:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by just me 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
We didn't come from either apes or monkeys, we did however share a common ancestor with both, and I don't mean "Adam". Lumbergh took Milton's stapler because it was funny.
2007-07-30 03:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know ... maybe he wanted to 'monkey around' with office files!
Oh, by the way ... I didn't come from a monkey, I came from my dear sweet mama, even though she insists I was found under the porch steps. In fact, she says that my oldest sister was found in a drainage pipe, my second sister was left in a basket on the porch steps, and the sister closest to my age was dropped out of the sky by the stork; go figure! When I tell her that my niece, who (by the way) she calls her baby, who happens to be the daughter of my second sister, must not be her granddaughter in that case, she quickly changes her story and insists that my second sister is the only child who she gave birth to! HA!
2007-07-30 03:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Jewels 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
2007-07-30 05:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by it's me again 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
um, yeah, we need to talk about your TPS reports. did you get that memo? I'll go ahead & forward that to you. Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
2007-07-30 04:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by Ember Halo 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I personally didn't come from a monkey.
Others may derive their existence from wherever they deem appropriate.
Actually, given the nature of some of the responses I read perhaps a simian mentality isn't all that far-fetched anyway.
2007-07-30 03:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
* large disgusting gulp, followed by burp*
Thanks for the drink! I just started my five day week-end, and ended my two day work week.
That was great.
2007-07-30 03:45:49 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, start the day with a drink, and it can't go wrong, right?
2007-07-30 05:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by mikalina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
I must keep my answer short since I have to move my desk down to storage B.
2007-07-30 03:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by Peter D 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋