A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
2007-07-30 01:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dear sally.. this is the jokes section. we r allowed to post jokes without a question here..
2007-07-30 02:05:24 · update #1
Two Blondes are better than one any day.
Here's one for you:
Hear about the two blondes that walked into a coffee shop?
You'd have thought that one of them would have seen it.
Boom-boom!
2007-07-30 02:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I love blonde jokes, they make me laugh. I like it, it's new to me. Wow a blonde was in the car the whole time, that's a shame lmao.
*Star*
2007-07-30 02:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by Tia08 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that's funny...reminds me of the family guy episode where Peter locks his keys out of his car! Great joke hunny, STAR! :-)
2007-07-30 02:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you a star, for a blond joke that was a good one......
2007-07-30 02:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by missy b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im a blonde but hu cares... thats funny... i'll give u a star
2007-07-31 02:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't a joke, that was my wife and her sister.
2007-07-30 02:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by georges10 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yea thats funny.....
2007-08-01 11:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde, but that was funny!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-30 02:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome and funny
2007-07-30 03:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by tvngray 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! But what's the question?
2007-07-30 02:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋