Briefing on Land Mines ***
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
Stopped by a Cop ****
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"
The cop let him go.
2007-07-29 23:39:34 · 34 answers · asked by PnkFlr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Wow !!!! That was fun-tas-tic !!!!!
STAR For U !!!!!*****
2007-07-29 23:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice one.... keep it up...
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the
cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber
saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He
told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because
I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still
refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the
robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he
put the scotch in the bag.The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The
cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber
that he got off the license.They arrested the robber two hours later
2007-07-30 00:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA XD this joke made me laugh actually LOL. not chuckle or giggle or smile, but a LOUD LAUGH LOL. Star!!
2016-05-17 21:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is a quote from Blackadder.
2007-07-29 23:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Bultimus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This definitely deserves a star.
2007-08-01 03:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awsome joke i only mean the second one i'st one i did not understand i send your joke to my friend and i give u a star
2007-07-31 01:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by chandu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked to laugh and laughed. Nice joke.
2007-07-30 02:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh My God! Those were so mirthful! LMFAO!!! A Star for you Honey!!!
2007-07-30 02:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi buubles i need ur help !how can u delete the question?plssss tell me
2007-07-30 03:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by DarkSaber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one is quite good
second joke is a very old one.
2007-07-30 00:04:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good . gave u a star
2007-07-30 02:29:10 · answer #11 · answered by lovely 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋