A man was so fed up with the bad sex at home that one day after work he decided he would screw the secratary, he bought her a few drinks and complimented her a lot and they went to her place and screwed, after half an hour the man realises he has to get home so he puts on his clothes and tells the secratary to wipe his shoes in the mud, the man arrives home later and his wife yells "Where the hell have you been?"
and he replies "well i'll be honest with you, im fed up with the terrible sex and so i chatted up the secratary and screwed her"
the wife then looks at his shoes and shouts "YOU lying b*stard you've been playing golf again!"
2007-07-29 23:24:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOUR CRAZY! I LOVE THIS JOKE-STAR
2007-07-29 23:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by DEEEDD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 thats a good one
2007-07-30 06:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by tepro25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cleaver
after a long time had a good laugh
8 on 10
good job
thanks
2007-07-30 06:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥SpIcE uP♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie.
2007-07-30 06:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kind of funny, like maybe as a last resort funny
2007-07-30 06:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by Little Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good. man i am bouncing my tummy up and down...!
(ok ok i do have a polt belly !)
2007-07-30 06:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by Rafif ® 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny! lol
2007-07-30 06:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by Rosalie Cullen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um
yes
2007-07-30 08:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! oldie but goldie!
2007-07-30 06:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-07-30 19:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋