Funniest kids story this will go to vote?

Question

son walks into living room with a different set of pants than i had put on him so i ask
me " where are your other pants"
son replies" i did wee wee in them"
Me "how the bloody hell did you manage that" (out before i could think) at which point my son screwed up his eyes clenched his fists made a errhhh noise,
(i looked on couldnt belive my eyes is he trying to sh** his pants now oh my god)
he stops suddenly
replies "like that mummy "

We stoped at a service station in a small farming\non tourist village in greece.
my son and i go into the toilet together. while im using the toilet my son shouts "mummy are u doin poo poos" mortified but with quick thinking "i shout back "no darling just wee wee" as there is 300 people waiting outside.
i dont imediatly panic as farming vill no tourists.
once outside the cubical i go to wash my hands surounding me is 300 tourists all snikering then i realise there american OH THE SHAME

3boys4me lol

clarrisa i have tears streaming down my face

Answer 1

My sister was going on a long journey with her 3 kids and partner. On the way they played a game, for example think of something green. Well, my sister said think of something with a hole in it. With no hesitation, my 7 year old niece said 'a willy'! Nobody asked her how she knew the answer to that one!!

Answer 2

I think I have answered another question similar to this one,! Anyway, Few years ago, when hubby and myself were just B/F and G/F, we went to the seaside for the day with number one (and only, then)son. Had an hour's drive to get there, so the "boys" needed the use of a public toilet. Son didn't want me to take him into the Ladies, instead he went with B/F to the GENTS. Son went into a cubicle, B/F used the urinal, son had finished, came out and caught sight of B/F's pubic hair and yelled out: "You've got a bush!". But rather unfortunately, there was another gentleman using the facilities, who started laughing!

Answer 3

I was sitting in the car with my niece and nephew while my sister ran into the store. A girl that was parked next to us was getting in her car, she had really crazy hair and a ton of piercings, my 4 year old niece took a long look at her and said, "ugh, she's hot!" in a sarcastic voice, then my 3 year old nephew took a look at her and replied "no, she's just ugly!"

I guess I should watch what I say around them, My niece, got the "hot" thing from me and my nephew never says anything mean about anyone so that was a shocker.

Answer 4

This is about my oldest who had finished his potty training and could go on his own. We were sitting at the table eating dinner, when he suddenly had to go to the bathroom. He went and did his business. When he got back to the table, he walked over to my mom, pulls down the front of his pants, points at his thing and tells her "Hot water comes out of here!" By the time we got done laughing, our dinner was cold.

He also embarrassed his dad. We were at a store, and he tells his dad he needs to go to the bathroom. Dad takes him and I'm waiting outside of the men's room with a lot of men entering and leaving. The men leaving are smiling and laughing. What can be so funny in a men's bathroom? Out comes my two guys, and I immediately notice my husbands face is very bright red, so I asked what happened. He informed me that our son had to announce to everyone in a very loud voice, "Daddy, you got a big one!"

Answer 5

Hmm. I have 4 kids and the oldest is 15 so the choices are endless.

A good one is from when my oldest was potty-training. She was not quite sure that I wasn't asking her to do something really really strange. Pooping in the diaper was all she'd ever known, and pooping on the potty was just.... weird. So when my sister-in-law called one afternoon and asked to speak to the baby on the phone, I heard my daugher ask, "Aunt P, do YOU go poo-poo on the potty?"

Answer 6

I was getting Sacajawea coins for the tooth fairy to bring to my twins. I was at the teller window and checked on my three boys (at that time twins were 6, singleton was 3) sitting in the waiting area. The twins were standing talking to each other, their brother reading a book on the couch. I turned back to the teller, asked for the coins, she went about 10 feet to her coin vault, pulled out the coins, gave them to me, I gave her money in return, put the coins in my wallet, wallet in my purse. That took 3 minutes, tops. I turn around to find the twins with their pants and underwear around their knees, bent over and bumping butts. My first reaction was to yell "What are you doing?!!!" which then makes everyone else in the bank turn to see what they are doing. I quickly gathered everyone up and ran out of the bank. I sat in the car for a while thinking that there was going to be a great video shown at the security Christmas party that year.

It's known as the "Infamous Butt Bumping Incident" in my family. Someone will tell it at their weddings.

Answer 7

My 4 year old son was tucked up in bed, nice and sleepy, and my husband was talking gently to him to get him to sleep. As I was going to the horse races the following day, Daddy was explaining it all to his little boy "People go to the races and pick a horse they think will win, then they put some money on the horse and if it wins, they get lots more money."

My son then said, sleepily "But doesn't the money fall off the horse...?"

Well, I thought it was funny!

Answer 8

My funniest story would have to be when my oldest daughter was 4 years old and was constipated. Her favorite doll was a baby that could "actually poop and be fed!" and ran on batteries, so when she found out she was constipated she said "Mommy, I need new batteries!". It was so cute!

Answer 9

when my daughter was 1 1/2 yrs old she kept turning the tv off i told if she did it again i was going to put her in ther crib well she did it again and i put her in the crib she starting crying and shaking her finger at me and yelling at me in baby talk and crying finally she stopped turned around and said mama i said what is it baby and she razzed me.