Office Assistant Wanted
Must be computer literate
Must be Efficient
Bilingual.
Equal opportunity is given.
A dog stepped into the office, went to the boss, showed him the ad on the door and barked.
Boss: So, you want that job. Uh?
Dog: Wow Wow.
Boss; Are you computer literate?
Dog: Wow.
The boss gave some data to the dog to feed into the computer. The dog did that in seconds which could have taken some minutes, The boss was shocked.
Boss to check his effeciency, gave him some transactions and asked the dog to prepare a balance sheet. The dog finished that in 5 minutes flat. The boss was impressed but still reluctant to give the job to a dog. So the boss said: ' Look, you are a dog. How can recruit a dog for an office job?'
The dog went to the ad, showed the ' equal- opportunity' part of it and barked.
The boss thought I caught you here and said : ' The candidate must be bilingual. What do you say for that?' The Dog : 'Meow'
2007-07-29 22:16:35 · 10 answers · asked by SAMMYBOY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That’s terrific! Deliciously humorous!! I loved it! Star for you!!! Just one question Sammy! Was the dog male or a B!tCh! LMAO!!!
2007-07-30 06:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy but funny! LOL
2007-07-30 05:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....wonder dog coming!! hahahahaha..thanx for a good laugh!!!
2007-07-30 05:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-30 05:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
your crazy
2007-07-30 07:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-30 05:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-07-30 05:22:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! Good one! *ahh* *wipes eye*
2007-07-30 05:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by aRChIE! :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
2007-07-31 07:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by Just passing the time! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS CUTE - STAR
2007-07-30 06:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by DEEEDD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋