A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and cradling her hand. “Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!” she wailed.
“Why do you want a glass of cider?” asked mom.
“I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away.”
Confused, but weary of the child’s whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it. “Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn’t work!” whined the little one.
“What are you talking about?” asked her increasingly perplexed parent.
“Well I overheard my big sister say that whenever her friend gets a prick in her hand, she can’t wait to get it in cider!”
2007-07-29 22:03:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 brilliant i hv a competition here lol babe xxx
2007-07-30 04:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gone one. A new way of getting cider into the system.
2007-07-30 06:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Funny but a little nasty to.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 17:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-30 07:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very gud xx
2007-07-30 05:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by devils sweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-30 05:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMO!!......very funny ..already sent this on to other peeps..keep 'em coming
2007-07-30 05:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-30 05:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! star for ya!
2007-07-30 05:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by derelictdream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
thats GOOD
2007-07-30 07:55:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋