A wife arrives home after a business trip and finds her husband in bed with a gorgeous college student. Just as the wife is about to storm out of the house, the husband says, “Before you leave you should know exactly how this came about. This afternoon Julie here rang our doorbell and asked for clothing donations for a charity. I gave her those shoes you no longer wear. I rummaged around and found that birthday sweater you hate and all the suits you claim don’t fit you anymore. So I donated them too. Then she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?’ So, here we are.”
2007-07-29 21:45:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go go go lmao 10/10 x
2007-07-30 04:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It reminds me of the man who came home and found his wife packing.
When the man asks what she is doing she replies that she is leaving him and going to London where "I can get £100 a time for letting men do what you do to me."
At this the man starts packing too. "What are you doing asks the wife?"
"I am coming with you. I want to see how you live on £300 a year."
2007-07-30 05:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by kevyn_uk 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-07-30 07:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, This is great i am laughing out loud. Hehehehehe.. I
Love this!! Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 17:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its different and funny I like it 6/10
2007-07-30 05:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by Brianna C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So funny I forgot to laugh
2007-07-30 04:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol. Not as good as the other one but you still get a star.
2007-07-30 05:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-07-30 05:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-07-30 04:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by country_girl23 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha really funny
2007-07-30 04:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋