Subject: Love is in the air
One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
2007-07-29 21:22:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My Monday is going all wrong for me. Thanks for lifting my spirits
2007-07-29 23:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-29 23:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Oh this is a sick one. I would KICK his A S S out of the bed. Hahahahaha..
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-29 21:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah very good, but i think if a man had gone to that much effort he would have carried on for the end delights.
Then watch the telly.
2007-07-29 21:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha dat is funny lol xxx star 4 u
2007-07-29 21:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by luvin_me_4_me 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yuur mint at al these questions lol x.x
2007-07-29 22:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What an @sshole! If that was me, the milk man would think it is his Birthday next morning! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
2007-07-29 21:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-07-29 21:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by nicolas name 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, give it a few more years, and that could be me!
2007-07-29 21:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by natasha * 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lmao very gud x x x
2007-07-29 22:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by devils sweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋