i had to think for a min before i got this one!
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.
Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was it headed?"
2007-07-29 20:35:54 · 7 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. thats funny..took me a second too get it..
2007-07-29 20:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by smurfnbee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if I get it either. Is waiter implying she pooped out a big poop and it is now flying out somewhere?
2007-07-30 03:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lady just answered, "just follow the smell!" lol
2007-07-30 03:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Engr. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its an older joke and not all that funny!!
2007-07-30 03:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fart jokes just aren't that funny anymore...sorry.
2007-07-30 03:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
FUNNY< FUNNY< FUNNY
2007-07-30 03:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ben F 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i found it very amusing....LOL
2007-07-30 03:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋