The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it was not my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That`s when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don`t do those kind of things to women."
The very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny`s father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It was not my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn`t like this, so I pushed it back in!"
2007-07-29 20:30:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like this joke. My pastor told this joke at church about a lady who stood up from her pew.
2007-07-29 20:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats my favourite little Johnny at his outrageous best. LOL HAVE A STAR. LOLL. Oh man i still am laughing my beautiful a** off. STOP IT. Actually keep em comin
2007-07-30 01:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is still funny, though I read the similar jokes forwarded by someone
2007-07-29 20:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by des_34 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
funny.
I give it 4 out of 5 stars
2007-07-29 20:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice 1
2007-07-29 20:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by lula_jean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, sounds so much like a guy!
2007-07-29 20:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is kind of funny. i thought it was funny, but it depends on who you tell it to. i probably wouldn't tell it on a date
2007-07-29 20:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine, rainbows, peace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.....thats a good one... =)
2007-07-29 20:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by dean b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i almost pissed myself
2007-07-30 01:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by Casually Blonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋