Did you know that Eagles mate for life?
Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darling
of 10 glorious years. He went looking and found her. She had been
shot. Dead! Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of
mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate. But he
just might like to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find
a new mate. He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the nest.
The sex was OK but all the DOVE would say is I am a DOVE I want to
Love! I am a DOVE I want to love!
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the Dove out of the
nest and flew off once more to find a mate.
He found a very sexy LOON and brought her back to the nest, again
the sex was great, but all the LOON would say is I am a LOON, I want
to spoon! I am a LOON I want to spoon! Egads, out with the LOON.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous
DUCK, so He brought the DUCK back to the nest. Again the sex was
great, but all the DUCK would say was...
No . the DUCK didn't say THAT!!!!!
The Duck said, I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE !
2007-07-29 20:02:27 · 4 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gina I really wonder where you get these funny ones from. You know you help remove the monotonous everyday drudgery out of my life ( school - home work - assignments - tests ).
I quite enjoy your jokes, have a good laugh at most of them, share some with my folks and all of them with my friends at school.
Gosh they are going to have a blast when they here this one.
Love ya.
2007-07-29 20:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cute and I'm glad you kept it clean!
2007-07-29 20:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha! ha! ha! ha! love it excellent joke 10/10
2007-07-29 20:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats interesting and kind of stupid!
2007-07-29 20:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋