Many years ago at the end of every month all over the world ALL dogs would get to together for meetings at this secret club house they had.
And the rule was when you went into the club house you had to remove your back side and hang it on a coat hook.
Then at one of these meetings the naughty cats who was angry they was not allowed to go to the meetings all over the world thought it was funny to shout "FIRE FIRE" and all the dogs thought they was a fire and ran out the club houses and just grabbed any back side off the coat hooks getting the wrong ones.
And from that day is that way dogs sniff each other hoping to find their own back side and this is the reason why cats and dogs do not get on now?
2007-07-29 19:47:50 · 19 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG it is called a joke lol it is early morning i have lots to do so thought i would try and crack a funny, was only after a laff.
SORRY
2007-07-29 19:53:38 · update #1
just got up the kettle is boiling you have
woke me up laughing dont be sorry
haha 10/10 and a *
2007-07-29 20:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well dear, the actual story goes this way-
In the early 12th Century, the dogs were sad and hurt about their living conditions. So they held a meeting to write a petition to the Allmighty and present their woes before Him and request for a better life.
So they wrote a big petition and started off to the God's land. On the way, they had to cross a vast and deep river. Now they had a BIG issue at hand! How will they cross the river without wetting the petition? One wise Dog suggested that the petition be shoved up one of their @rses and then the river crossed.
While crossing the river some of the unfortunate lost their life. Finally a few made it across the torrential river and after drying themselves and greiving over the dead, they asked for the petition to be taken out and again proceed to the Land of Gods.
But where was the petition???!!!
Nobody knew. They started searching for it frantically, but alas, it was nowhere to be found and they are still looking for it even today!
2007-07-29 21:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The suggestion of an obedience class is an excellent one. Read here https://tr.im/q7CMV
It will help your dog learn to behave around other dogs, and help keep your training moving forward as you'll want to be prepared for the next class. Also, a good instructor can be a wonderful resource, someone to help you with any questions or concerns about your dog. Leash training can take a LOT of time and patience, depending upon the dog. I'm not sure what you mean by 'horrible on a leash' but my basic suggestion is that you take a lot of yummy treats with you on walks. When your dog behaves well on the leash (not pulling) praise her and give her treats. Change direction a lot so that she learns to pay attention to YOU and where you are going. It's also helpful to teach a "Watch Me" command such that whenever your dog looks at you you praise her and give her a treat. About chewing, yes a Kong is a great chew toy. Some dogs also like Nylabone brand bones. I suggest also teaching a "Leave It" command. You use this when she shows interest in chewing on something she shouldn't. Then immediately give her something she is allowed to chew, such as the Kong stuffed with somethig yummy. This same command will be helpful on walks when she wants to sniff or eat something she shouldn't. Again, when she does leave the item alone, be sure to give lots of praise. I would look into an obedience class right away. I think that you'll find that a good obedience class can help enormously! Good luck and enjoy your new dog.
2016-07-19 19:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not true, the fact of the matter is, it was actually a 'Cat' meeting and the head Cat (a Persian by the name of Gomez) told everyone that there was a spy in the camp, and that this spy wanted to steal the secret of KitiKat, so he told them that one of his agents was now in the process of attending the Dog meeting on the other side of town. his task should he accept it, was to hide the recipe in a Cat 'fur-ball' and stick it in one of the Dog a**es hanging on the coat hooks, the Cat then screamed 'FIRE' and in the ensuing chaos the dogs grabbed any Butt (not wanting to appear in public without an a*s right) and to this day they have not located the a*s that contains the Fur-ball....in dog circles this is a legend....but it could also be an urban legend....who knows, the dogs believe it right?, the Cats must be having a right old laugh
2007-07-29 20:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by josey 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
OMG yeh! I've heard it as a poem it was so funny! You are such a boring bunch of sad people if you don't see the humor in this.
2007-07-29 21:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cats mentioned here are not the only things with whiskers - I seem to have heard it all a long, long time ago ! - !
2007-07-29 20:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is true and my dog is obsessed with looking for his, he even checks out the cat's butt - think he's being a bit optimistic there lol
2007-07-29 20:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thats an interesting theory but so not true!! Nice imagination though!
2007-07-29 19:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you're barking up the wrong tree here but made me laugh!
2007-07-29 20:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I found it funny, so here's a star
2007-07-29 19:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋