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ROFLMFAO!!!! That is a good one. Thanks for the chuckle, i needed that one today!!!
And well according to the way they say it is, he was magic so he didn't even have to use physical labor to tie them, he just wiggled his nose, and POOF.....

2007-07-29 18:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by Squeakers 4 · 2 1

According to the bible he didn't even know what season figs grow in and was riding on a donkey hungry and tired.

that isnt he quality of god...

Mark: Jesus Cursed Tree Before Temple


Mark believes that Jesus cursed the fig tree, then he drove the merchants from the temple:





Jesus entered Jerusalem and went to the temple. He looked around at everything, but since it was already late, he went out to Bethany with the Twelve. The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it. On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple area and began driving out those who were buying and selling there…

When evening came, they went out of the city. In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, "Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!"

this is not the quality of god and not the son of god because its impossible god never called him son and god cannot be a father its not a quality of god and if jesus is the son of god then wat does it make him? A god but he isnt. for example if a man and women have a cheild what would he be a human or a dog? he will be human? god dosnt have a child!!

2007-07-29 19:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by dark_ak 1 · 0 1

Jesus IS NOT Almighty God.
He is God's SON.
Jesus remnained a faithful and obedient son right up to age of thirty, when he started his ministry.
It was not until he was baptised, then, bu john the baptiser, that he became aware that he WAS IN FACT GOD'S SON.
The Bible does not say, but if Jesus knew before he was baptised that he had fulfilled Jewish prophecy AS THE MESSIAH. he wa humble enough not to 'lord' it over anyone.
A person can achieve a state of humility by reasoning on his relationship to God and to his fellowmen, as outlined in the Bible, and then practicing the principles learned. A Hebrew word, hith·rap·pes′, translated “humble yourself,” means, literally, “stamp yourself down.” It well expresses the action described by the wise writer of Proverbs: “My son, if you have gone surety for your fellowman, . . . if you have been ensnared by the sayings of your mouth, . . . you have come into the palm of your fellowman: Go humble yourself [stamp yourself down] and storm your fellowman with importunities. . . . Deliver yourself.” (Pr 6:1-5) In other words, throw away your pride, acknowledge your mistake, set matters straight, and seek forgiveness. Jesus admonished that a person humble himself before God like a child and that, instead of trying to be prominent, he minister to or serve his brothers.—Mt 18:4; 23:12.

2007-07-29 19:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0 1

Jesus learned as man.
Hebrews 5: 8 Though he were a Son, yet learned he obedience by the things which he suffered;

2007-07-29 18:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by djmantx 7 · 1 0

Maybe they were different in Jesus' day but I have never seen flip-flops that need tying.

2007-07-29 19:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mary had to teach him.

2007-07-29 18:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0 0

Obviously he already knew.

He also knew how to speak and walk in case you were going to ask those next.

2007-07-29 18:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by stephen r 3 · 0 0

Jesus went to school, how Christians maintain he was God is beyond me. He prayed to God, and said God knew things he didnt. He was clearly a Prophet of Allah, and not Allah or his son

2007-07-29 18:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Is this a serious question?


God Bless

2007-07-29 18:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What a stupid question. You don't need to tie flip flops!

2007-07-29 18:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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