Three male friends died and went to Heaven. When they got there St. Peter told them that Heaven was full of ducks, and it was forbidden to step on the ducks.
The first day in Heaven one of the men stepped on a duck and out of nowhere St. Peter arrived with an ugly women and told the guilty man that this would be his wife for eternity,
The other men, not wanting such an ugly wife were very careful to not step on a duck, however..
One of them stepped on a duck and St. Peter again arrived with an ugly woman and pronounced them husband and wife for eternity.
The third man was very careful and managed to avoid stepping on any ducks for 2 years and one day St. Peter came to him with a beautiful woman and pronounced them husband and wife. He leaned over to his gorgeous wife and said, "I don't know what I did to deserve this." She responded, " I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
2007-07-29 18:44:54 · 24 answers · asked by Jenn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha..the man must be so ugly....hahahahaha....
2007-07-29 19:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-07-30 01:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a joke that i've never heard b4 and when i told my friends it was new to them too!! It's really funny and interesting!
2007-07-30 02:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute...I wouldn't call it funny, cuz I had to stop and think for a second to get the laugh...either that makes me slow or this joke ain't all THAT funny. It's ok.
2007-07-30 01:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Nuveau 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah!
2007-07-30 01:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Skyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I love that joke! Keep 'em coming!
~Candice~
2007-07-30 01:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a cute joke
2007-07-30 01:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-07-30 01:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea this is a good one. I first heard it with women. but oh well.. its decent.
2007-07-30 01:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by Lovey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke... but yes it did make me laugh. I pity that lady :-)
2007-07-30 01:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by haria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha! thats really funny!
thanks for the chuckle ! :)
2007-07-30 01:53:47 · answer #11 · answered by jayden_327 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋