A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says. "I'm sorry but I've given my body to God" she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you." She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ***." The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus" With that the nun turns around and says "Surprise I'm the bus driver."
2007-07-29 18:44:37 · 11 answers · asked by Ghost Rider 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! That was funny!
Thanks for making me laugh!
I haven't laugh for a long time! : )
2007-07-29 19:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 13:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but tis still funny heres a star
2007-07-29 18:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that made me laugh good joke
2007-07-29 18:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha........Ewwwww...!
2007-07-29 18:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-07-29 18:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Suirenai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke actually made me laugh for real!!
LMAO!!!
great joke staar for you!!
2007-07-29 19:15:53 · answer #7 · answered by bLaH! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol i didnt expect that at all!
2007-08-01 18:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty good!
I never saw it coming!!! ha ha
2007-07-29 19:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by Lissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! thanks for the laugh!
that was actually really funny! :)
2007-07-29 18:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by jayden_327 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋