osama bin laden in your basement?

Question

if osama was tied to a pole in your basement unable to escape, what would you do with him? be creative, there is no wrong answer....my friends and i were talking about this awhile ago, we thought it'd be the best christmas gift ever to have osama in your possesion.

Answer 1

Well, since his reward is for "dead or alive", of course I'd have a little fun with him before getting rich.

My favorite idea (I've thought of this a lot) is to skin him alive (using Quick Clot to keep him from bleeding to death) first.

Once I've done that, I'll be sure to sprinkle him with salt.

When I tire of that, the bones will be removed.

Once all the bones in his extremities are removed, I'll throw him on the floor, and watch the octopus impression.

The whole event will be video taped, and I'll make sure to do it in a style mimicking the way the terrorists do the execution vids on Al-Jazeera for the whole world to watch. I may even edit the video to include him denouncing his cause. DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN?!

Answer 2

The people of Afghanistan and the local tribe leaders have NO idea about the amount of reward money being offered for this man's body, but I do!!!!! AND I think it is a Dead or Alive reward. So I'd find at least a 100 or 1000 family members of victims of 9/11 and lead them downstairs with the only conditions being..... You Cant Kill Him Yet, and You only have 15 minutes each. So 1000 X 15 is 250 hours is about 10 and 1/2 days which is when he will finally be snuffed out on camera using the same ritual his #2 in Iraq started. Public beheading. No black hood, and head tied back against a pole. Everyone lines up and starts taking a whack. OOoops I forgot to sharpen the machete, but we manage to get the job done. Then I turn his body in to the "coalition" and collect my retirement "live life to its fullest" reward and immediately have WITSEC set me up with a new life . O course I would request that Bin Laden's remains be cremated save for his head. The ashes are mixed into the cement for the memorial at all three sited for the victims and his head would be somewhere for future education for extremist's to view

Answer 3

Shooting would be way too easy

I would tie up his hair to a 737 jet engine & get a some tough ropes to tie his legs to these new electronic stools that light up in the morning then I would start up the engine & then when then when the sun would set the stool would start burning the ropes then I d watch his organs splattering across the room

Answer 4

Wonder how he got there, first...

then paint him red, white, and blue, attach a car battery to his nipples, put a few M-80's at his feet and sing "God Bless America" (of course it would then be put on youtube)
Then I'd collect the reward money.

I love fireworks.

Maybe a beard-plucking, too...

Answer 5

Keep him captive and wait till the reward goes up. More money in that than the stock market - and no taxes!

Answer 6

We should be kind and take him to IHOP in Waco TX. Give him a car and if he makes El Paso alive let him go.

Answer 7

wakey wakey,,there is no Bin Laden, he's a figure made up by the US govt. do you really believe that he exists, so does the tooth fairy.

Answer 8

if you stupe to the level of terrorism he has inflicted on others you are know better then him, so I would hang him by his wrists in downtown baghdad to really fire up these terrorists haha

Answer 9

No, he's in Nancy Pelosi's guest house...

Answer 10

I'm not killing anyone... So I would hire someone to torture him then let him bleed to death.