a man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex,don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous.If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey.I love you."To which his wife responds:"He wasn't kissing my neck.He was whispering in my ear.He told me he was gay,thought you were cute,and asked me if we had any vaseline.I told him it was in the bathroom.Be strong honey.I love you too!!"
2007-07-29 17:52:07 · 14 answers · asked by a_raphaell 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hah i thought it was great! my husbands not laughing tho lol
2007-07-29 17:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by afireinsidexxx77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Venti Starbucks Caramel Frap.
2016-04-01 09:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read this joke to my husband, too, and he gave a little laugh. I loved it!
2007-07-29 20:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before, poor guy!
2007-07-29 17:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha..funny..thanx for sharing it with us!
2007-07-29 18:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, thats a great one!
2007-07-29 19:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by sallybinkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. LOL>
2007-07-29 17:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one
2007-07-29 17:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh thats a good one!!!
2007-07-29 18:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
GOOD ONE!!
2007-07-29 18:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋