Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-07-29 17:45:54 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's funny. but i've heard it before.
2007-07-29 17:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by rissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it and copied it for friends, but I wont take credit. this is your joke and you ended my evening with a giggle. Thank you because I have a painful leg from an accident and it shows laughter heals pain better than drugs Thank you for the cute and funny joke. At work I will post it up and give you credit from yahoo games. Please send more
2007-07-30 00:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent
2007-07-30 00:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by SiLKy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mallory must be a blond if she did not get this joke.
This was my ex-boyfriends favorite joke. He told it to me every day almost. But it is cute.
2007-07-30 01:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool i loved it here a star 4 u keep posting more
2007-07-30 00:58:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh for today
2007-07-30 00:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by L.Sincere 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it a long time ago - still gets the job done
2007-07-30 00:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked the joke...really cool....again proves the dumbness in blondes....
2007-07-30 00:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before...
But still funny ^_^
2007-07-30 01:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by Q . 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good.
2007-07-30 00:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋