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If so, what are their schedules?

2007-07-29 16:34:47 · 7 answers · asked by Pascal's Pager 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Oh, sure. Zeus wouldn't have me tell you, but
I'm secretly Ares, the God of War.

My schedule?
I go on every night around 11 and stay on until 3ish,
Then I go to a friend's house to get hammered.
It's a tough schedule,
But all the typing helps my muscles stay at their peak.

2007-07-29 16:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by SHARON 4 · 0 0

Every inspired answer can be traced back to ultimate knowledge, which comes from God. So, doesn't that mean, constantly? 24/7, Always, Infintely, NOW!

btw, I'm not God, but I do talk to him often...So, if you have any questions..

2007-07-29 23:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by KansasDragon 5 · 0 0

Now you mention it, I have yet to see a single answer from an actual god. Maybe they just don't like Yahoo Answers.

2007-07-29 23:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1 0

i am usually here everyday. im not on any specific schedule but usually at night. lol

2007-07-29 23:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 1 0

As a retired teacher who has corrected many papers, I wanted to bring attention to a typo or grammatical error on your part, the word god is only capitalized when we are talking about the holy triune God, :)

2007-07-29 23:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 0 3

the god who makes priests sodomize altar boys always pleads the 5th

2007-07-29 23:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't hold your breath waiting.

2007-07-29 23:40:19 · answer #7 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 1 0

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