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Why do we have diet water? Do you think god laughs at us?

2007-07-29 15:17:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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diet water?

That makes my head want to explode

2007-07-29 15:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by John C 6 · 2 0

Have you seen these jerkoffs that go to water bars and pay upwards of 50 dollars for a liter of vintage water as if it were aged wine? Hilarious stuff.

2007-07-29 22:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by Dethklok 5 · 1 0

I'm puzzled why Americans import water from France. Talk about sheep. I think the French are rotfl.

2007-07-29 22:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm with you all the way, do you realize as God looks down at us and we are like tiny ants running around like idiots trying to make tons of money to put in our U-Haul to haul behind our hearst ??/ Ha ha, God has a wonderful sense of humor to be able to tolerate us foolish humans as we can get so wrapped up in our world and earthly life and it is only a "grain of sand in time" compared to the eternity we will spend with God or in hell.

2007-07-29 22:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 0 1

PEOPLE laugh at other people, so they say, because the other people are stupid. OF COURSE ... many have pointed out that in order for you to laugh at someone else for that, you are insecure and you are "building yourself up, by tearing someone else down." But let's say that's a legitimate idea. In general, we don't laugh at other people, but ... IF they are MUCH stupider than us then it's okay. Agreed?

Now, if that's an acceptable and understandable notion then wouldn't GOD be laughing at us ALL THE TIME? Weren't Adam and Eve buffoons in God's eyes BEFORE the big Eden mess up? God is NOT human and God is unlike humans. In order for us to relate to Him, we use a technique called anthropomorphism, which ascribes to God some human-like qualities. But please don't reduce God to our level. If you do that then what's the point of heaven? Wouldn't it be as messed up as earth? Wouldn't God be just as dysfunctional as we are?

No, when we are told that God is love, I think God looks on our buffoonery in that spirit of love, as we as parents look on our goofy children. Do parents feel superior to their kids? I pity the ones who do! God loves us, warts and all. That's why He saved us through His son.

2007-07-29 22:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Just_One_Man's_Opinion 5 · 1 1

diet water?
ROTFL...now that's extreme!
I'd die laughing if I actually saw something that claimed to be "diet water"...

I've seen flavored water being low calorie, but not pure water.

Ummm...what does this have to do with Religion, btw?

2007-07-29 22:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by redglory 5 · 1 0

Do you mean diet aid in the water?

2007-07-29 22:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sheila E 5 · 0 1

Does God laugh at us? Probably more than we'll ever know.

2007-07-29 22:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nah, the people who sell it laugh all the way to the bank.

2007-07-29 22:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

There is diet water? Are you kidding me? That is sooooo dumb!! Water isn't fattening!!! What?!?!?

2007-07-29 22:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by Love not hate 5 · 0 0

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