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Top Ten Signs You've Gone to a Bad Chiropractor

10. When you walk, you make a wacky accordion sound.
9. Keeps saying, "A spine is like a box of chocolates."
8. Repeatedly asks, "You a cop? You sure you ain't no cop?"
7. Over and over, you hear crunching sounds followed by "Uh-oh."
6. There's a two-drink minimum.
5. At end of session, lies down on the table and says, "My turn!"
4. He was nowhere near Woodstock and yet he's covered with mud.
3. Rushes in late to your appointment, still wearing his Burger King uniform
2. Hints that for an extra $50, he'll "straighten" something else
1. You're fully-clothed and he's naked.

2007-07-29 14:44:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

haha I loved # 1,3,5, and 8! very funny

2007-07-29 15:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 1 0

lol a star for you. i liked the burger king one.

2007-07-29 22:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Those are so funny! Although, I have to say 2 is flat out sick.

2007-07-29 14:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

DC scores again! Gave you a star...

2007-07-29 15:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 2 0

Some of them were funny. I'll give you a star. :)

2007-07-29 14:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by Dani Marie 3 · 3 0

some of them were kinda funny

2007-07-29 14:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by yay 2 · 0 1

haha. true and funny. stars um.... missmileymisshannah@yahoo.com and... thats it

2007-07-29 17:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by Aida 1 · 0 1

STAR ***

2007-07-29 15:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy L 3 · 2 0

ok sure...

2007-07-29 14:51:55 · answer #9 · answered by i like turtles 3 · 0 2

I starred you - thanks again.

2007-07-29 14:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 2 0

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