What are the best jokes that start with "I can't believe"?

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the more insulting the better. THanks :)

2007-07-29 14:01:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

i cant believ u r askin this question and i am answerin this question .

2007-07-29 16:08:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

The blonde says, "I can't believe I'm a natural blonde. Thank God for hair dye."

2007-07-29 14:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

I can't believe you're wearing that retarded hat.

sorry if it's hurts u feelings

2007-07-29 15:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

indeed, i cant belive its not butter either. It looks smells and tastes like butter.

2007-07-29 14:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by ChAtMaN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋