Christmas was coming near and it was time for Little Johnny to finish his holiday shopping. He went into a toy shop, took a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
The shopkeeper spoke up, "Excuse me little boy, this isn't real money."
Little Johnny didn't reply and continued walking.
The shopkeeper repeated himself, but Johnny kept walking.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, Johnny replied, "What?"
The shopkeeper said, "I'm sorry, young man, but this is not real money."
Johnny looked at the plane in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said, "And this isn't a real plane."
2007-07-29 13:03:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me laugh and seen as I'm in a shitty mood it's definitely worth a star.
2007-07-29 13:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Five Star Joke, Well played, Nice One
2016-05-17 07:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute... Very cute...
But being cute won't get Johnny's parents out of deep $hit this Christmas...
2007-07-29 13:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 13:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww.....it's sooooo cute! It's definitely worth a star!
2007-07-29 13:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by 95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute and sorta funny if you don't really have anything else to laugh at haha
2007-07-29 14:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by soccerlover1721 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL
So cute ^^
Take Care
2007-07-29 13:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats cute haha-
2007-07-29 13:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by dandelionwine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww its cute
2007-07-29 13:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by younggramma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-29 14:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋