There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best or*l s*x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s*x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, because my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2007-07-29 12:50:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are a natural at this!!!!!! (your jokes I mean). lol
2007-07-29 20:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting
2007-07-29 19:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by Kar 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent again Lovetoplay.!!!
The best today so 10/10.!!!
Got us all laughing here at work on the night shift - Cheers Chris.!!!
2007-07-29 23:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-30 06:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, This one i am laughing out loud. I sure didn't see that coming. Lol Lol..
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 04:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was the funniest thing i've heard in a long time a star from me lol lol (double laugh out loud)
2007-07-29 20:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy Chick 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 19:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blach!!! EEwwwww!
2007-07-29 20:18:31 · answer #8 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuck!
2007-07-30 05:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by EaterOfTartanColouredSmarties 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you mean he went into the bathroom to 'gargle' hahaha...great joke
2007-07-29 20:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-29 22:15:50 · answer #11 · answered by eBeth rocks!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋