Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,
"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."
Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning."
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
2007-07-29 12:43:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy."
2007-07-29 12:43:33 · update #1
If you were a deck of cards you would be the joker. ha ha ha.
2007-07-29 20:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe This is the best one by far. Kids always true the truth know matter what!!! Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-29 21:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's frightfully funny. i gave you a star. i wonder why it's always the milkman or the plumber. could you make a guess.?let me try. the husband has to use his brains to keep his good job and support his family on a high income. thus, he uses his brains and his body doesnt matter to him or satisfy his wife. the milkman or the plumber doesnt use his brains that much. his body is active . so he makes it up for the dissatisfied wife who ignores what is missing in him.
2007-07-29 13:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by Moonrise 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-29 23:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehehehe well my friend I laughed out loud at this one !!!!! keep them coming. could do with a laugh lol X
2007-07-29 12:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by â?ºâ?¥ Karen â?¥â?º 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-07-29 12:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. these awesome jokes just seem to come as easy a breathin to dont they?
2007-07-29 12:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by KodaiRye 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Ok..maybe a little funny...more WRONG than anything.
2007-07-29 13:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Shelley 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha!!
Finally, a good joke on here
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Keep it up, dude!
2007-07-29 12:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by Holla!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i think i have heard it before, but it was a good one!
2007-07-30 00:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋