An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the diplomat.
"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "A man is sitting on the well!"
2007-07-29 12:13:22 · 12 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha....that's hilarious....star for you!
2007-08-06 04:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo yes it is. Me and so many other females I know get crazy about sweets and salty foods before the period comes down. This is normal. And the salty food craving before period may stem from the iron levels dropping.Pica is a condition in which a person craves salty foods during pregnancy or before the period.So take a multivitamin. Include fruits and veggies in your diet. And never weigh yourself the week before your period,the week of, or the week after because you will be hurt.Wait 2 weeks after your period.Continue working out and include plenty of fruits and veggies in your diet.Drink 6 to 8 glasses of water.
2016-04-01 08:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao but ewww ahhahahaahha
2007-08-05 14:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by Confused Chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 12:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao hilarious
2007-07-29 12:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute hahahahaa
2007-08-06 03:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no answer to that.
I like it.
2007-07-29 12:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!! good one. star 4 u!!
2007-07-29 12:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe....but...Yak! he took water in the wrong place!......
2007-07-29 15:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-05 20:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Donela P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋