A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss."
The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.
Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.
Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully."
The man says, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."
2007-07-29 12:01:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have never come across a joke of yours that wasn't funny or maybe its me that is easily humoured. lol
2007-07-29 20:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other version of this joke is its about the guys ex wife rather than boss, and the punchline is the guy requests a mild heart attack!
Still made me chuckle though.
2007-07-29 12:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mike Smith UK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahaha What a dumb A S S that guy was..
Lol Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-29 21:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 12:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Like This One!
2007-07-29 17:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by christine m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is what I call Screwing your boss.!!!
Funny so 10/10 again lovetoplay.!!!
Still laughing this side - Cheers Chris.!!!
2007-07-29 16:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Loved it! Sounds like something I'd say.
2007-07-29 12:07:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 12:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!! LOL
Make some more jokes, 'funny guy'!
2007-07-29 12:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by bonitagirl1014 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmfao that is so hilarous smart man
2007-07-29 12:42:42 · answer #10 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋