A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten b*stard," says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
2007-07-29 11:55:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After that I am glad I am not married to a blond. ha ha good one.
2007-07-29 20:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... This one is great!!! Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 04:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 18:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one lovetoplay.!!!
Blooming Uncle Ted hey.!!!
2007-07-29 23:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol dumb guy lol! x.x
2007-07-30 06:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha LOL! yeah funny!
2007-07-29 19:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by *♥*tron*♥* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-07-29 18:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by I Love Me!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! that was simply hilarious! star for you, my friend!
2007-07-29 22:09:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so funny lol
2007-07-29 21:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by hect85mon29 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-30 00:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋