A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-07-29 11:48:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is great, just to funny,,,,,, gosh i have to remember this one to tell my preacher,, giggle giggle... thanks allot, you just made my day,,, giggle giggle, just to funny....
take care :)))))))))))))))))))))
2007-07-29 11:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahahaha Good one and how true!!!
Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 04:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny!
2007-07-29 19:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by fahlula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 18:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Heard it before but it's still funny.
2007-07-29 19:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by mustangjackie2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God I don't think loving is the word here. This husband is crazy. ha ha that was hilarious.
2007-07-30 03:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before - it's been forwarded around for awhile, but I like it and laughed at it again.
2007-07-29 18:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats hilarious! there arent very many good jokes anymore on y! answers
2007-07-29 18:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious. Have a Star
2007-07-29 18:52:06 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant one Lovetoplay.!!!
10/10.!!!
Not taking any chances, is he ha ha.!!!
2007-07-29 23:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-29 18:52:22 · answer #11 · answered by I Love Me!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋