there was a talent show going on in a town
a man decided he would become a star by using his talking dog, when stood before the judge he said"this dog is amazing you wont believe it"!
the judge says "okay lets get it over with"
the man turns to the dog and says "what is the top of a house"?
the dog replies "roof"
the judge says " but all dogs say roof you idiot"
so the man turns to the dog again and says "what does sandpaper feel like"??
the dog barks "ruff"
judge looking bored says "all dogs say ruff...Next!"
the man pleads and says "please one more chance"
this time he turns to the dog and says clearely" who was the worlds greatest baseball player"????!
now the judge leans in
the dog barks "ruth"
the judge yells "thats it i've had enough get out now!"
later the man and the dog were sat on the sidewalk and the dog turns and says "maybe i shoulda said DiMaggio"
2007-07-29 10:54:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Witty.
2007-07-29 10:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond is tiered of people thinking she is thick, so she dyes her hair red and goes out for a walk in the country, passing a field full of sheep she says to the farmer, If I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one, The farmer agrees and she says 24, Correct says the farmer, she picks one up and starts to walk away, at which point the Farmer says if I can tell you what your natural hair colour is can I have my Sheep dog back.
2016-05-17 07:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give that 3/5
2007-07-29 10:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by Eureka! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too late for tears aint it should of given the answer when you had the chance
2007-08-06 00:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 10:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical dog, opens it's mouth without thinking
2007-07-29 11:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good joke so 10/10.!!!
To late to impress the judge ha ha.!!!
2007-07-29 10:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog needed a 'bug' in his ear, haha
2007-07-30 11:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by Satch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I heard it, it was trying to get in a bar.
2007-07-29 11:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes alright, good joke!
2007-07-29 11:13:47 · answer #10 · answered by sportsfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋