what's the best thing about Pagan friends?

Question

they worship the ground you walk on !

ok I have made some Atheists and Christians smile... now the Pagans turn

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

you know someone is new to Paganism if they think that ...
PAN is something to fry food in
BLESSED BE is the God of Insects
CYCLES have to do with your washing maching and when to add fabric softner

Answer 1

What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit

What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?
A self-cleaning coven

How many Gardnerian Wiccans does it take to change a lightbulb?
I can't tell you, its a 3rd degree secret

Answer 2

What's the difference between New Age and Pagan? About $500.00 a weekend. Q: How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb? A: Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin. The following is an excerpt from a very long joke about "types of pagans": Norse Code: Heroic and vikingly, these pagans often get into trouble with festival organizers and park rangers due to their fondness for running around with a huge battle-ax in one hand and a full mead horn in the other. They throw the best parties, but if you're a wimp, you're expressly not invited. Distinguishing Signs: Look for the large, foreboding, biker-like persons wearing runes, with many pounds of amber dangling from their necks.

Answer 3

My friend,

I love to laugh. I also Love to give praise where due. One of the most blessed things I have found from some of my Pagan friends, Wiccans to be exact, is the Wiccan Rede. For those who are not familiar with it, if I may, too bad, too late, I may:


Bide you the Wiccan laws you must, in perfect love and perfect trust.
Live and let live, fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the unwelcome spirits out.
To bind the spell every time, let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, speak little and listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Wiccan rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baleful tune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss your hand to Her times two.
When the moon rides at Her peak, then the heart's desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mightly gale, lock the door and trim the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed spirits will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go, burn them quick and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fire burn.
When the wheel has turned to Yule, light the log, the Horned One rules.
Heed you flower, bush and tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone, the truth to know.
When you have and hold a need, harken not to other's greed.
With a fool no seasons spend, or be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on your brow.
True in love you must ever be, lest their love be false to thee.
These words the Wiccan Rede fulfll: An it harm none, do what you will.

Blessings

Namaste

Peace and Love

Answer 4

LOL I've never had a Pagan leave me with the short end of the stick either. Best of wishes to you and yours. Have a wonderful day.

Answer 5

I am not a pagan but I am so thankful to the Lord for the friends he has brought in my life.

My pastor passed away and he would always say you can't buy friends with money and he is right.

Have a great evening and God bless you:)

Answer 6

I was preparing to start a 'praise a Pagan' festival, but then I found out it was just a very good joke. But the festival will go ahead.
Just under a new name.

Anyone wanna join me on 'Praise a Pangel' eve?

Answer 7

Thank you. I'm very happy to see so many good people still have a sence of humour! Blessed Be (BZZZbzzzzBZZZZ)
The Truth

Answer 8

*groans* Punny punny Pangel. LOL

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 9

The best thing about pagan friends is that they are peacemakers.

They are green like emeralds, and just as precious.

They do harm to none and good to all.

I am very blessed by all of you.

Answer 10

Oh wow, there are so many people I know that this applies to!! Many Thanks Pangel, I like this lot, keep up the good work!!! Take care and Keep smiling, Bright Blessings x