Myklia the blonde decided to do something she'd never done before, she would rent an adult video. So she went to the video store and picked a tape that had an appropriate title. She got home and slipped into something comfortable and put the tape in the machine......... Nothing but static she let the tape run for a few more minutes and still nothing but static she fast forwarded the tape for a while and there was nothing on it but static. She phoned the video store and said to the clerk "I just rented an adult video from your shop and there was nothing on it but static." The clerk apologised asked "What is the name of the film.?" Myklia replied "Head Cleaner"
2007-07-29 10:45:45 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hold the phone, men actually clean it????????
& why would i want to watch???
2007-07-30 01:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
really you should stick them back under the bed. if you dad wants them cleaned he can do that by himself. if you insist on cleaning them.... try a damp rag with cleaner on it... scrub the dirty areas... they should *** clean you probly can't get the paint off. as long as the tape inside is in good condition they will still play... or here's an idea... toss them out and buy him some new dvds... most xxx stuff is a dime a dozen at flea markets and used movie stores
2016-04-01 08:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
round 1. Jim scores
2007-07-30 01:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny/witty.
Can't wait for reply?
Wonder where you might end up with a video-recorder though?
2007-07-29 17:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knew head cleaner tapes came in two versions.
2007-07-29 11:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by I'M GONNA GO PLACES 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i have to tell you I laughed out loud with that one! And believe me when I laugh out loud it only happens once or twice a day if I am lucky!!
2007-07-30 04:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by Harry Hood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never mind easy mistake for a blonde
2007-07-29 10:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-29 10:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. Poor Myklia after getting all geared up for it as well!!!
:-)))
2007-07-29 10:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i made the same mistake with lord of the rings
2007-07-29 11:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by rupert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
let battle commence
cant wait for myk's reply
2007-07-29 11:21:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋