Can prayer give me spiritual fortitude? That Vile Temptress Cheney is causing my mind to have lustful thoughts! Can prayer save me?????
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2007-07-29 10:05:06 · 16 answers · asked by Jack B, sinistral 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Joy of joys, a visit from my thumbs-down stalker, it appears.
2007-07-29 10:22:24 · update #1
OH, lord. I go to have my hair done, and what do I miss?!
Sweetie, there is no escaping me.
;)
2007-07-29 15:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by VT Cheney 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Prayer alone cannot help you.....you cannot sit there and pray and quote scripture and expect spiritual fortitude. You have to put in something.....and I believe that the something in your case would be maybe not to correspond with Vile Temptress Cheney. If you choose to do so, then you are not very much interested in turning your back on that temptation. :))))) Yes, I know, difficult because we are humans, but nonetheless, God requires us to bring something to the table!
2007-07-29 17:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Maggie E 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I just went down and thumbed every one "up" to counteract the "One Who's Thumb Only Knows Down," translated, means "Mindless Troll." There is nothing that you are ever going to be tempted to do that you can not resist, if you have a mind to. You are too precious to "Just say yes," to any old thing. Remember, there is a girl, [or guy,] on every street corner, but you only have one R&S Mom, me!
Edit: To keep my word, I had to give a thumbs up to answers I disagreed with, but your Mindless troll has been neutralized by your loving R&S MOM.
2007-07-29 19:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prayer can indeed increase spiritual strength. However, in this case I would recommend a rope which will limit the distance you can go from your computer. ; )
2007-07-29 18:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You be fixin to fornicate with the vile Temptress of Babylon? Go down to the river to pray!!! :)
2007-07-29 17:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Prayer always works, just have to believe and have Faith!!! Try thinking pure thoughts like ice cream and clouds..lol!!!
2007-07-29 20:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...he is vile and too tempting...Jack you don't have a prayer ...
what does Chen have that I don't?..not sure I want the answer to that...
Thumb down Troll - It's all in fun..lighten up already!
2007-07-29 17:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
I don't know about prayer, but your question makes me want to go take a Silkwood shower. Ew.
2007-07-29 17:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by Cusper 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, but I bet a bunch of women here would love to save you.
You are a handsome devil, remember?
2007-07-29 17:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't let prayer tempt you away from lust. Follow the path that your heart tells you..... the path that leads to Cheney.
2007-07-29 17:09:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋