Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
2007-07-29 08:46:56 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like them! All good fun. Especially like the bingo one!
2007-07-29 08:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by coca cola 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somebody's been working hard!
10/10 and a star for the laughs!
Thanks!
2007-07-29 10:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Biggest laugh for the day! Loved the one about the southern zoo....being from Tennessee I know how true it really is! Star for you! :D
2007-07-29 08:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Reba W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting some of your questions and answers.
At the same time all of them are funny.
2007-07-29 08:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would i be able to sue you, you said i'd be offended, dont make promise you cant keep.
2007-08-03 05:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not offended at all so you need to amend your statement right at the beginning methinks!
Very amusing though and brightened up a boring sunday evening. have a star!
2007-07-29 09:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by Joyful97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All good
The differences between girlfriend and boyfriend are spot on
2007-07-29 09:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by postypaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-08-06 03:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by davie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed out loud. I don't do that unless they are really funny! Good job!
2007-07-29 08:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality matey
2007-08-06 05:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋