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A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yes," the Lab replies.

"So, what's the story?"

The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten euros," the man says.

"Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shite

2007-07-29 08:45:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

thats to cute, never heard it before, just to to funny,,,,,, just a good joke ,,, made my day,,,, giggle giggle

take care :))))))))))

2007-07-29 11:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMSIAO The dog's not a liar I was his handler in the Irish secret service for a number of years LOL

2007-07-29 16:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0 0

I just heard this joke on "Take Home Chef", by Curtis Stone.

2007-07-29 16:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by Greer 5 · 0 0

Good one

2007-07-29 15:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Scratchy_Joe 4 · 0 0

good one!

i work with a lady who's poodle, named Pierre, used to be able to say "hamburger." no, i'm not kidding, i heard it myself. of course it wasnt perfect, but so close it was CREEPY!

2007-07-29 15:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by cat 5 · 0 0

That's really cool! I liked that one. Star for you!

2007-07-29 16:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by dm 3 · 0 0

My dog was offended by that joke.

2007-07-29 16:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sacrificial 6 · 0 0

Hahahahaha, he must have been barking mad to sell him

2007-07-29 15:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by smila 6 · 0 0

That made me wag my tail!

2007-07-29 15:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by Rainman 6 · 0 0

hahahahaha I'll buy him even if he's a liar.

2007-07-29 15:50:24 · answer #10 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0 0

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