An Irishman goes to the Doctor with bottom problems. "Dactor, it's me harse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. " £1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit", says the Irishman "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
2007-07-29 08:40:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This brought a smile to my face. Thanks. And you don't need to put that you're not racist in the title line. It's a cute joke. I'm Irish and loved it.
2007-07-29 08:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL An old one but still a good one and as an Irishman I don't see the racism that is usually only considered when you talk about other races and everyone knows we don't exist. LOL
2007-07-29 16:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats is good!
But i bet the person on the bills came out sh#t faced.
2007-07-29 15:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA I really chuckled at that had to try and tell my husband it without sounding like an idiot trying to speak in an accen,t lol but made me laugh. cheers !
2007-07-29 15:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sam D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaa, had a chuckle at that one
2007-07-29 15:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this joke so many times before - quit whilst your ahead
2007-07-29 15:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one, it won't stop some a.ss hole calling you a racist though.
2007-07-29 15:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious
2007-07-29 15:44:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg,The old ones are the best.
2007-07-29 15:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that great keep trying
2007-07-29 15:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋